After USC coach Pete Carroll passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
God shows Pete a little 2-bedroom house with a faded USC flag hanging from the front porch.
"Well Coach, this is your house. Most people dont get their own house up here," God explains.
Pete looks at the house. Then, he turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill.
Its a huge 2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. University of Texas flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Longhorn banner hanging between the marble columns.
"Thanks for the home, God, but can I ask you one question? How come I get this little 2-bedroom house with a faded USC banner and Mac Brown gets that big mansion with new Longhorn banners and flags flying all over the place? Whats up with that?"
God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "Coach, thats not Macks house. Thats MY house."