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Personal Ad from the Atlanta Journal
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If youve been keeping up with the postings on the soloflightepiscopal yahoogroup, you will probably find this amusing.
Last week the rant of the week was meeting nice people to date and for relationships.
my cousin, Caroline sent this to me, so I have no idea if this really happened or not...

1/12/2005 The following ad ran in The Atlanta Journal: "Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. Im a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
You Know Youre an Episcopalian if....
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Youll know youre an Episcopalian:

..when you watch Star Wars and they say "May the force be with you", you automatically reply "And also with you".

..if someone says, "Let us pray" and you automatically hit your knees.

..if you recognize your neighbor, or rector, in the local liquor store and go over to greet him/her
Texas in July
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scary, some of these are actually true, not just tall Texans bragging.


* The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground

* The trees are whistling for the dogs.

* The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Top Ten Episcopal Pickup Lines
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We got this from one of the pathway interns at St. Michaels this morning. See if you can add onto the list.

10. May I offer you a light for that thurible?*

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute were having. do you think the word should be pronounced e-PIC-lesis or epi-CLE-sis?

8. Sorry, but I couldnt help notice how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, white alb.
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